So America produced that royal freak of nature Chris Crocker, the Britney Spears weirdo. Here's the German response. I don't know about you but I'd rather be stuck in a lift with Chris anyday over this nutter.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Another tragic loss!
I know I'm not a domestic God but I'm sure I'm not the only person to think that pizza would keep pretty well in the fridge.
There was a pizza left over from that pizza and drink thing we did last December, and it was only in March I decided to eat it, because I prefer different pizza.
Only then did notice that pizzas only keep for 3 days in the ice-box! Mine was just in the fridge part for 4 months.
After giving it some thought I decided it mightn't be a good idea to eat it.
It was once pepperoni
There was a pizza left over from that pizza and drink thing we did last December, and it was only in March I decided to eat it, because I prefer different pizza.
Only then did notice that pizzas only keep for 3 days in the ice-box! Mine was just in the fridge part for 4 months.
After giving it some thought I decided it mightn't be a good idea to eat it.
It was once pepperoni
Thursday, April 19, 2007
My new blog!
Ok I'm finding it tough to write new posts for this blog. Many of you probably think I should be committed, locked up and the key thrown away. So just to show I've a serious side to me and not completely nuts I've another blog that'll do me when I trip across the water too.
See it at
http://peteonthestreet.blogspot.com/
I'll update this one occasionally too.
See it at
http://peteonthestreet.blogspot.com/
I'll update this one occasionally too.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Sunday, April 8, 2007
Nipple Piercing!
On Wednesday I decided to go get my nipples (Fred and Wilma) pierced, and I had the great fortune to meet my mate Emily who lives in Spain on the bus (while she was home obviously). Out of curiosity she followed me to watch this great event and luckily had a camera on hand. From the photos it's clear to see I need to work out on the abs, but feck off and give me a break, I work out enough in the pub!
Anyhoo, here's what happens when you get your nips pierced.
01 - Here I am braced for the piercing. He grabs the nipple between his fingers....
02 - Then he rams a needle between the bits of nip he had in his hand. This is where he goes
back to his tray to pick up the captive ball piercing.
03 - Then he slips the piercing into the hole the needle has created and screws on the ball, thus finishing the piercing. At this point I felt a little light headed but kept my mouth shut... heck I'd probably have been easier to pierce if I was passed out!
04 - The second nip still had to be done, which is pretty much the same as the first one, except it's more painful... hard to imagine, but true!
05 - It's all over, I've been told there's no other piercing as painful as this one... and I believe it!
Before I had my tongue pierced I was told it wouldn't hurt, just a little sting, and that's all it was. But here he warned me this would hurt... and it did!
The feeling straight after was one of burning in my nipples, like a nipple twister that wouldn't end! Pain would come in waves and I was in pretty much shock for an hour after I had it.
Taking care of them:
The work isn't over yet though. My nips must be washed about 6 times a day in saline solution, I use contact lens solution, it's quite good. It'd be pretty rotten to get an infection there so I don't want that to happen. For 2 or 3 days they're pretty sore most of the time, but now they're beginning to feel pretty nice, but itchy... I guess that's a sign of healing.
Money well spent I think!
Anyhoo, here's what happens when you get your nips pierced.
01 - Here I am braced for the piercing. He grabs the nipple between his fingers....
02 - Then he rams a needle between the bits of nip he had in his hand. This is where he goes
back to his tray to pick up the captive ball piercing.
03 - Then he slips the piercing into the hole the needle has created and screws on the ball, thus finishing the piercing. At this point I felt a little light headed but kept my mouth shut... heck I'd probably have been easier to pierce if I was passed out!
04 - The second nip still had to be done, which is pretty much the same as the first one, except it's more painful... hard to imagine, but true!
05 - It's all over, I've been told there's no other piercing as painful as this one... and I believe it!
Before I had my tongue pierced I was told it wouldn't hurt, just a little sting, and that's all it was. But here he warned me this would hurt... and it did!
The feeling straight after was one of burning in my nipples, like a nipple twister that wouldn't end! Pain would come in waves and I was in pretty much shock for an hour after I had it.
Taking care of them:
The work isn't over yet though. My nips must be washed about 6 times a day in saline solution, I use contact lens solution, it's quite good. It'd be pretty rotten to get an infection there so I don't want that to happen. For 2 or 3 days they're pretty sore most of the time, but now they're beginning to feel pretty nice, but itchy... I guess that's a sign of healing.
Money well spent I think!
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