Would you like a heart attack with that?

After working in a chipper for just over a week I'm beginning to wonder how the heck are some people still alive? The place I work has a grand enough menu but the only cooked food you can buy that's remotely healthy is the fried rice. Burgers, chips, sausages, even nice bits of chicken are all tossed into the hot oil and deep fat fried. When the stuff is taken out they're usually dripping and soaked through with glorified lard. ACK! But it's damn tasty though.